Here goes:
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google "[your name] needs":
Amanda needs to pee
LOL I DONT.
2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Amanda looks like she has a big bruise on her cheek
oh really?
3. Google "[your name] likes":
Amanda likes to distract herself with silliness
HAHAAH. perhaps, perhaps.
4. Google "[your name] says":
Amanda says no to grapefruit.
lol NO, grapefruit!
5. Google "[your name] wants":
Amanda wants a Hug 'N Kiss
lol. yah lor. i want it now!
6. Google "[your name] does":
Amanda does porn
go die.
7. Google "[your name] hates":
Amanda hates feet
LOL i'm fine with feet, but i cant stand wiggling toes. RIGHT EUNICE AND BECKY?
8. Google "[your name] can":
Amanda can sing
DUH I CAN! lol i was once in choir okay!
9. Google "[your name] goes":
Amanda goes climbing the walls
i'm not spiderman.
10. Google "[your name] is":
Amanda is a good mom
finally someone says so. my daughter never said that t me before. makes me sad.
11. Google "[your name] loves":
Amanda loves the world
lol got alot of Amanda loves [lots of different guys' names]. but yah, i love th world :D boomdeyada!
THAT WAS FUN :D
XOXO