the loved one


OK I dont know who this woman is, SHE IS NOT ME, I know I should replace her face with MINE :D but I dont wanna, I enjoy seeing her face and I'm sure everyone else does too.

Hello, I'm Amanda
Yay, I'm 15 this year hahahahahaha
My birthday's on 170394 and I want presents!
But I would gladly accept hugs too ;D

Studying at anglican high school,1F'07 2G'08 3L'09
I'm in chinese orchestra, happily plucking my pipa strings in plucked-strings/tanbo (pipa)
I play pipa3 (it used to be 10, but it changed its name)
I'm dangerous with Pipa3, watch your heads.

I live in my very own Mushroom Land where everything is perfect with pretty rainbows and stars and sunflowers and everything else wonderful
I HATE REALITY. Like argh, srsly.
Though it can be pleasant at times.
HAHAHAHAHA yay me, yay you, yay us

Lastly, imma happy girl, see me SMILE (:

she loves and hates

Someone ♥
And pipas, flowers, music, hearts, and love.
Basically, anything pretty and wonderful

On the other hand, I hate cartoons, barney and all stupid things purple
And I hate feeling jealous.

she wants

40/160
UNLIMITED SMS PLAN!
Colourful pens :D
Super powers
Camera
Someone♥ (I want nobody nobody but you!)


tagboard




footsteps

♥ April 2007
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exits

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Monday, November 30, 2009


ytd;
aunt uncle and alvin came back frm china
then went jurong and aunt bought my sis and i dresses from china HAHAHAH
okay i don't like saying this, but th dresses really aren't NICE.
HAHA
but we had fun trying them on, and took some photos HAHA

then after that went NTU for dinner HAHA
alvin went t meet his girlfriend for a night swim AWW HOW ROMANTIC(:
then we went th university canteen t eat.
watched tv there then went pick alvin and his gf, who wanted t stay over at their place HAHA

CLASS CHALET TMR(:
dno want stay overnight both nights not .__.
see first lor.

tmr maybe meeting angie&saw for lunch and movie before going chalet.

sigh poor kid.
get well soon k
heart pain sia ):

going t play bejewelled blitz :D
sparkly~

k bye!

XOXO

Sunday, November 29, 2009



colourful sparkly bouncy worms!
rf
"i think the best job you can take is a baby psychiatrist" -Mom.
HAHAHAH it's baby pediatrician.
d
went suntec ytd and saw Santa Claus, ADORABLE KIDS, and cute bunnies and hamsters in a pet shop.
f
this morning watched 16 And Pregnant on MTV
damn gross, i didn't know pregnant bellies were soft
all th while i thought they were hard lah ._.
then i think th part where she gave birth was fake cos, disappointingly there wasn't any blood.
HAHA pervert sia me.
f
just now i was bored on fb.
played bejewelled blitz omg addictive ttm.
play for damn long until my eyes hurt like #$%^&*
f
ok i'm still seeing jewels and i can't see well what i'm typing *-*
i don't wna go blind D8
k i think i'll take a break bye

XOXO

Friday, November 27, 2009


went t JB yesterday.
i




"look at all the little yellow people"
i
outside Jusco:

OMG A RAINBOW
DAMN HUGE AND PRETTY.
and alot of lightning bolts which mei's lousy phone isn't fast enough t capture.
ii
didn't buy many things.
almost bought a plant home LOL
this pretty potted plant with prettier green balls (which are unripe tomatoes i think) dotted all over.
but too heavy so didn't.
o
i bought Kite Runner LOL
th book.
at some huge bookshop.
u
wanted t buy shoes, cos th shoes at malaysia are really different from shoes sold in singapore.
but didn't cos didn't feel like buying shoes though i need them hahaaaaah.
j
ooh and kfc there sells fishball soup and chicken rice HAHAHA wth
and everything comes in huge plates.
not boxes.
quite cool.
k
and Mcdonald's burgers super mini-sized.
even i could finish th McChicken without feeling full please ._.
j
ooh and my sis and i bought bags.
cos my bag really cmi and th broken straps keep cutting my hands):
and her bag... i dont know what happened t her bag
LOL
and idk if i want use th new bag or not ._.
i'm kind of attached t my old bag.
like almost 4-5 years alr
haha.
o
today;
l
FINISHED CHANGE OF HEART AT LAST
OMG IT'S DAMN AWESOME AND SAD LAH (no, i'm not sadistic)
like, i feel like i KNOW shay bourne.
i was crying like $%&*&^(%$ during his last few days before execution.
omgggggggggg poor shay!!!
and i happen t like th name Shay Ting LOL
i'll name my future son that :D
l
oh and today, i found this strange wiry curly-wurly strand of forbidden hair growing amongst my straight fringe.
i plucked it out and kept it in a box(:
stop being strange, Amanda ._.
t
okay anyway, since i uploaded pictures, some really old ones:
g

Rest in peace with your hot pink pimple(:


IT'S STARING AT YOU


DIE, EYEBALL!
(during bio lab)
j
wo ai wo de ya zi


angie's sister's room's light! OMG it's sparkly and glittery plz it's so gorgeous. if i had this, i'd stare at it whole day and go blind.
f

and my lovely martin yan(:
f
-
tuition later D:

XOXO

Wednesday, November 25, 2009



hello miley cyrus, HAHAHAH jax showed me this on th internet.


Today, we "made babies" for the genetics unit in biology. Our teacher told us to partner up and explained the lab. She then pulled out a candle from beneath her desk, lit it, and turned on a CD of romantic music to "get us in the mood." I love Biology. MLIA.

HAHAHA EPIC TTM

Today, I came across the definition of "creeper" in Urban Dictionary. "Creeper: A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window." First thing that came to my mind? Twilight. MLIA

LOL EDWARD~

Today I was helping my parents put the groceries away when my mom started laughing hysterically. I asked what was funny, and she showed me the ingredients on the bag of breaded chicken breast she bought. The first ingredient: Chicken (may contain eggs.)" We stood there laughing for ten minutes. My dad didn't get it. MLIA.

Today, we had a chemistry quiz. I was worried because I had only studied a few minutes the night before. When class started, our teacher asked who had studied. I raised my hand. She told me I didn't have to take the quiz because I was the only one in the class who had studied. MLIA

sounds like something lam would do.


Today, on Mystery Google, I typed in 'i wonder what Obama is doing right now." my result? Oprah Winfrey. MLIA

S-C-A-N-D-to the-A-to the-L-O-U-S much.

Today, my friend and I were swimming, when I screamed, "SHARK!" and pointed. My friend screamed and jumped out of the water. We were swimming in her pool, and live 600 miles from the ocean. MLIA


hahaha today was not a bad day.
did amath (i really forgot pretty much everything i learnt :X)
and i read Change Of Heart, awesome book, abit like 19mins.

tomorrow i think we're going t JB
sian.
so i'll sleep early tonight(:

bye.

XOXO

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


proj at angie's house today!

waited at some cafe near th kembangan mrt for 1hour plus for kaiyi
angie's little brother said that charlene was pretty and that if she didn't have braces, he'd have liked her
LOL
so cute sia

burned down buildings!!!
LOL
world trade centre in fact.
okay, a mini cardboard version of world trade centre actually ._.
doesn't sound so impressive anymore.

we couldn't burn it at th laundry area near th jacuzzi cos of strong winds and hazardous flapping clothes.
thus we went t th playground there, hide at th grass there and burn.
when we finally got th fire going, it was awesome(:

then after filming that part, splashed water on it and it died abruptly):

went back upstairs and did th project...
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
until like 5plus
my stomach was being achey and irritating again.
so i left first.

went home and omggggg i did amath!!! awesome or what, i did like 3 qns only ._.
HAHAHA

then watch spongebob OMG his laugh is spastic ttm
spongebob made my day :D
my night.
whatever.

i love MLIA

Today, I tried texting my mom complaining of period cramps but by accident I texted my new boyfriend, one name away from my mom's in my phone book. About an hour later, he showed up at my door with chocolate, Pamprin, tampons, and flowers. I think this is the beginning of a long, happy relationship. MLIA

awwwwwwwww how sweet(:

Today I took my nine year old daughter to the dentist. After every appointment the kids get to choose a reward for being good. My daughter chose a Hannah Montana pencil. I was very disappointed until she said, "I chose this so that I can laugh maniacally while I sharpen her face off." I taught my daughter well. MLIA

HAHAHAHAHA I'D LIKE T DO THAT TOO. T HELL WITH MILEY CYRUS! DIE!

Today, I began messing around on Mystery Google and decided to type in "Miley Cyrus" and got the result "trash." I'm glad you agree with me, Mystery Google. MLIA

AND AGAIN! HAAAA!

everyone's trashing her lah
lol

k that's all byeeeeeee

XOXO

Monday, November 23, 2009


Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
` i try alcohol right in front of them please ._.


Smoking?
` only for losers.


Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
` th last boy i talked t was angie's brother HAHAHAH i don't really love him .__. and yes i do love my sister alot. well most of th times(:


Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
` i forgot who was th last person i kissed HAAH.


What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
`watching spongebob(: HE'S RETARTED IN AN AWESOME KIND OF WAY :D

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
` don't remember :D


Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
` mom


Did you have an exciting last weekend?
` i don't think so ._.


Have you ever crawled through a window?
` no


What do you spend most of your money on?
` food!


Where were you at 10AM Sunday morning?
` somewhere between waking up and getting back t sleep again


Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
` duh


Do you like yourself?
` sometimes


Have you ever dyed your hair?
` nope.


Are you wearing a necklace?
` no


Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
` i don't know haha


Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
` YES!!!


Are you an emotional person?
` very


What's something that can always make you feel better?
` knowing that people care and hugs. or maybe just chocolate would do(:


Did your parents spoil you as a child?
` nope


Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
` don't have one :D

How's your heart lately?
` it's working fine. i hope.


Will this weekend be a good one?
` because there won't be piano, YES! HAHAAHA


Who can always cheer you up?
` depends on situation


Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
` LOL no way


Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
` no, seems fun though.


In love with someone?
` deeply.


Who was the last person to come to your house?
` don't remember. i think ohlee and chris, for becky's present.


Look behind you, what do you see?
` an old wooden wardrobe ._.


What would you name your future daughter?
` something pretty sounding. th last name i wanted was leighton. but then again, i've wanted thousands of names before. or maybe Amanda (II) would do.


What did you eat for breakfast today?
` cereal


What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
` supposed t chu qu. but saw pangseh again. so gna be slacking at home/reading changeofheart/doing amath :D


The last song you heard?
` pokerface by lady gaga


When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
` don't know.


If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?
` CHICKEN RICE! HAHAHA nooooo i'd burn t death.


Name 1 thing good about Friendster?
` it's addictive(:


Does anyone know your Friendster password?
` nope


If the world were to end now, who would you choose to die with?
` family and loved ones.


How do you feel about abortions?
` THEY'RE EVIL DDD:


How often do you drink coffee?
` if i had my way, i'd be drinking one cup per day.


What time do you usually sleep?
` around 11-12


Does your password have to do with a boy?
` no


What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
` be himself.


Are you a girly girl?
` yah


Small or big purses?
` big. but sadly, mine's tiny. HAHA


Did you stay friends with your ex's?
` never had one, but i definitely would. unless he cheated on me, that is.


Do you still talk to your ex?
` I SAID I DON'T HAVE ONE THREE TIMES ALR LOL WHAT IS IT WITH EX-ES?


Do you call anybody by their last name?
` Saw, Lam, Mok, Neo, Seow, Zarinah, Cheong, etc. all being teachers except Saw :D


Do you wear makeup?
` no


Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
` i don't wear makeup.


Have you ever cooked food for a guy?
` daddy on father's day(: and home econs HAHAHA got weehong and wesley t guineapig our cheese nonsense.


Have you ever been called a bad influence?
` yes. t my sister, by my parents.


Have you ever broken a guy's heart?
` he says so.


Flats or Heels?
` flats


Skirts or jeans?
` both. actually i prefer skirts.


Socks or leggings?
` neither


Heels or sneakers?
` sneakers!


Straight or curly hair?
` straight. but curly seems fun. like my ohleepohlee's hair!


Hoops or dangling earrings?
` i don't really wear earrings. only earsticks. but i think dangling. hoops make my face seem smaller than it already is. i think.


Have you ever had your heart broken?
` yes. ouch):


Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
` depends. i think dark.


Do you have a best friend?
` HAHA kiwi


What do you think of the person you like?
` -insert my 100reasons in-


Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
` no


Do you like your life?
` at times


When was the last time you said I love you to the opposite sex?
` don't remember haha


Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
` yes


Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
` no lol i'd like t try(:


Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
` i've imagined slapping neo and kh before. counted?


Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
` yah


Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
` YES


Do you ever wish you were famous?
` no



IN A BOY:


Cowboy or gangsta
gross. cowboys smell of cow/horse shit. neither.


Preppy or Punk/Goth?
gosh idk ._. this is dumb. fine, preppy. whatever that means


Well educated or Dropout?
well educated lah duh


Contacts or Glasses?
doesn't matter. but i like glasses guys(:


Good cook or take you out a lot?
BOTH! good cos i can't cook thus he needs t cook for me. and not good cos we can both learn cooking together and laugh over th crappy outcome and go out eat after that(: okay, i've watched too much wulong.


Funny or Serious?
depends on situation. really.


Romantic or Daredevil?
not too romantic, not too daredevil. LOL daredevil sounds dumb.


Cute or Hot?
DEFINITELY CUTE.


Long or short hair?
average.


Smoker or non-smoker?
NON!!! i'd ditch a smoker.

XOXO




i need this book.
t
i'm being moodswingy these days):
i don't want like this also.
sian.
g
just now was gaying around with my sis(:
when we're good with each other, i'm really at my happiest :D
d
anyw today i ALMOST went t school for co
then i realised something and stomach aches occured and i didn't go in th end :DDD
watched Drillbit Taylor or smth on HBO
hahaha
d
then tried t sleep but cannot cos cramping too much):
so i finished my crab-story of a sihan(:
just right sia, 2 and a half pages :D
d
then stared blankly at amath assignment
i could have done it.
but there wasn't any foolscap around me
and i lazy go find
so after staring for a while, i gave up and went t lie down again.
d
going do proj at angie's tmr again.
well at least i have something t do hahaha
and maybe wed chu qu with saw and angie
not confirmed ._.
d
k bye

XOXO

Sunday, November 22, 2009


ytd at expo wasn't that bad.
though i did smell like nonsense after we left th place.
went john little and i FINALLY bought unslippery slippers :DDD
at last i can run in th rain and NOT FALL DOWN HAHAHAHAAH
-points and laughs at noob old slippery slippers-

today i did my sihan!!!
I FEEL SO AWESOME AND PROUD HAHA
but i never finish lol
left one more page(:
which consists mainly of effects and th 3 solutions t th problem.
that's th thinking part, so after i finished my looong story of chilli crab eating, i didn't continue(:

in th afternoon went t suntec for meimei's dumb cosplay nonsense event
my mom was completely enthusiastic about th whole thing and went around taking photos of th people -,-
damnnn dumb LOL

at first, okay fine, it was quite interesting
but after a while it got old and boring and i was super irritated

super cheesed off now):
whole day ignore me.
it's like he only thinks about me when he's super bored and have nothing better t do.
THEN he remembers there's me and callshang/sms

and now it's ME who ignored him?

hasn't it always been him usually th one t sms/call me first?
i mean, i got lah, but usually is him what.

then since when is supposed t be me.

whatever.

later hopefully can watch jaehee with my mom
if she can finish her housework on time, that is.

fml.

XOXO

Saturday, November 21, 2009



today woke up super early cos piano lesson increased by half an hour DX
went crazy with my sister at novena HAHA
fh
i'm blogging cos i'm really bored and cos someone told me t
gh
you know, yesterday seems more and more like a dream th more i think about it
LOL
ghj
later going expo for dumb food fair which i'll end up smelling like deep-fried nonsense after i leave th place.
DDD:
fg
Today I was having an argument in the car with my mum which resulted in me crying. In an attempt to hide it, I faced the window and began to cry silently. While stopped at a light I looked into the car next to us and the man frowned, breathed onto his window and drew a smiley face. Thank you. MLIA
fg
see, it's th simplest actions that often make life better(:


HAHAHAHA little kids are sooo cute.
i think they look like my sister and i when we were younger :D
i wished i did that though(:

XOXO

Friday, November 20, 2009




today morning was The Best.
i was ALMOST late, so i chiong out of th house.
reach there, got lost amidst rich people's houses ._.
cos i blindly followed this really old woman hahahaa.

in th end found th playground and we began th pilgrimmage t th longkang
it's quite a nice place, really(:
with dead rats and tiny mudskippers and shells/snails.

and we sat down and watched people go by.
HAHAHAHA got this damnnnnnnn cute small boy/girl (dno haha it looks both)
damn cute haha.

anyway everything was awesome and i think fell in love with you all over again(:
after that it almost rained, well it did, but stopped after a while

went bk and had lunch
then go school for co ):

went home, realised i was late for tuition, had dinner and chiong out
went there myself today, so sad.

haber's process is stupid.


OMG th bottom left one!

XOXO

Thursday, November 19, 2009



aww so cute.

Today, on the bus ride home from school, I yelled, "OH MY GOD THE SUN'S ON FIRE!" Everyone looked, including the bus driver. MLIA
fd
LOL!
i plan t start my homework soon.
HAHA
really really soon
wsr
today morning i woke up cos i heard rain.
but i looked out of th window; it was more than sunshiney.
then i was wondering how come got rain sound.
et
in th end, th roof openings of th adjacent block was leaking and got ALOT of water pouring down haha
some dumb idiot's laundry kena.
et
tmr morning, something's gna happen(:
yay
s
k bye(:

i'll make sure my baby is somehow this precious

XOXO

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


went angie's house today
WHICH WAS DAMN BIG AND NICE
super nice house.

slacked at first
then started work only after lunch
which was pizza(:
and calamari rings.

suddenly all th inspiration come and we do until feel so smart ahahahha.

went home and i almost fell in th puddles D:

wlao i just passed my amath which i had been doing for 2 days lah LOL
th irony.

k its late bye

XOXO

Tuesday, November 17, 2009





hello world.

i feel angsty today.
clara says angst means to feel angry, sad and emo all at th same time.

i got started on my chinese Listen To The Weeping Of Youth today.
read like 2 sub chapters before th chinese words began t swim around.
then i decided it was time for a break.

ok my heart is full of angst, i can't think.

hm okay, attempted t do amath just now for like 4 hours
srsly dno how t do
so i save and tmr continue.

ok not really angsty anymore
after a while haha

anyw, class chalet is on 1-3 dec(:
MONDAY!
can pon co :D

still 25$
sian
dno should stay overnight not.
see first.

www.mylifeisaverage.com
damn amusing HAHAAH
i could spend all day there.

Today, when taking morning role I made my students line up and used the square floor tiles to keep them in a straight line. While reminding everyone to keep their feet inside a square, one little boy asked me in all seriousness, “Is it because the cracks are hot lava?”. Every other child turned to me and waited for an answer. I said yes. I've never seen my class so well behaved. MLIA

Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like "he's sooo hot.". Instead, the girl simply blushed and said "His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son." The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA.

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB". When I questioned him about it, he wrote "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." Never again will I say "lol". MLIA

When I was ten I got a unicycle for Christmas. After a month or two it went missing and I figured it was stolen. Today, six years later, my dad walked in from work with my unicycle in his hand triumphantly yelling " I finaly did it." My dad stole my Christmas present so that he could learn how to ride it when he was bored at work. Not only that, it took him six years. MLIA.

Today, was my best friend's birthday. I wanted to be the first to write Happy Birthday on her Facebook profile at midnight. Unfortunately, I fell asleep at 11:55 P.M. while still logged on to Facebook. I woke up, looked at the clock which said 1:40 A.M. I was disappointed to see that other people had already written on her wall. The first to write on her wall? Me. I was very confused until my dad yelled from upstairs "You're welcome." MLIA

Today, in my calculus class, I sat like normal listening to the lecture and taking notes. Out of nowhere, I get passed a note from the guy next to me. The paper was covered with drawings ranging from flowers to aliens and at the top it said, "Everyone draw something." The note went around the room multiple times. Glad to know I'm not the only one bored in calculus. MLIA.

Today, I was getting Ice cream at the local Ice cream parlor when my phone went off, I have it set to the power ranger theme song as a joke between my sister and I. I answered "Whats the problem Red Ranger?" and heard someone gasp behind me, I turned to see a young boy staring at me wide eyed, I winked at him and told him that he had to keep my identity a secret, he nodded vigorously and ran off screaming "Mom, I met a Power Ranger!!!". MLIA.

Today I told my husband I am pregnant. His response? We should talk to the baby for the first 3 years of it's life in a British accent, just so it can adapt it and be the cool kid at school. I knew I picked the right guy. MLIA

Today, I was volunteering at a nearby elementary school's carnival. They had a DJ operating the songs playing on the sound system. At some point, Miley Cyrus's "Party In The USA" came on. A child of about 9 suddenly dropped the the floor screaming, "MY YOUTH! MY YOUTH! IT'S BEING CORRUPTED!!!" The DJ immediately turned off the music, apologized, and then started a Beatles song. I have faith in today's generation. MLIA

Today, I was bored in math class. So, thinking of MLIA, I wrote in my graphing calculator, "Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle." My friend forgot her calculator, so she borrowed mine. When she turned it on, she screamed. In the middle of class. MLIA

Today, I visited my grandmother in a nursing home, on my way out, and old man stopped me thinking I was his granddaughter. We ended up talking for two hours, and when his real granddaughter showed up,He screamed imposter and chased her in his wheel chair. I'm starting to believe he really is my grandfather. MLIA

Today, the doorbell rang at my house. when I opened the door, people dressed as Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman were standing there in heroic poses. Then Batman asked where the Green Lantern was. Just then, my brother dashed down the stairs, ran out the door, and the rest started running, following his lead. My brother is 19. I have some questions to ask him when he gets home. MLIA

Today at school, I recorded the bell on my phone. In my next class, 10 minutes before the bell was supposed to ring, I played the recorded bell. Everyone started leaving, and the teacher didn't even notice. Mwahaha. MLIA.

My friend was opening gifts at his sixteenth birthday party. One gift was wrapped in bubble wrap, duct-tape, chicken wire, 6 boxes, an a rigged bobby pin contraption. What was in the present? 16 cents. It took 12 people and a half hour to open the box. Best. 16. Cents. Ever. MLIA

okay i think i'm flooding.
HEY YOU.
MUST READ ALL OF THOSE OKAY
DONT SKIP
hahaha

it's amusing t read about th dumb and amusing things that happen in people's lives all over th world.
at least you know you're not alone.

plans for tmr: project at angie's.

XOXO

Monday, November 16, 2009



aww(:
f
today you were finally free frm camp.
i'm counting 10 hours of sleep so far.
you feizhu.
GET UP.
you promised you'd be online ):
you've already missed lunch AND dinner ._.
d
went white sands an hour early before meeting peiyi at 1.20 t look for her present.
bought her a duck pouch(:
LIKE MINE :D
but mine's cuter lah.
HAHAHA
f
actually wanted t buy her some korean band poster or smth
but she probably have all alr.
so yeah.
didn't want t risk it, so th duck.
d
heard about binglian HAHAHA.
she went china mah, then it's cold season there, so virus is rampant.
thus before she took off, she was supposed t have 3 jabs of virus t make her immune or smth.
only 3 jabs.
but she kiasu and went take 5
FIVE!
LOL
then my friend say she came t school looking super pale HAHHAHA
damn funny :D
typical ahbingahlian.
f
co today was slack(:
i think i'm beginning t prefer sectionals t dazu :D
anyway teacher release us early half an hour(:
and kiwi's th smartest girl on earth, she stole peiyi's ten dollar note and forgot t return it ._.
and peiyi taught me how t knit.
though i failed miserably and screwed up her knitting ._.
but anyway i'm gna learn and be pro in it and knit for my husband next time.
i think knitting is very womanly thus i'll knit all day when i grow up. YAY.
came home in th rain.
okay, th drizzle.
g
just now i dedicated my piano piece t meimei.
but when i ask her t dedicate some piece t me, she refused.
heartbreaker D;
g
so i went t learn it myself.
HA
i don't need you t dedicate t me, I CAN DEDICATE IT T MYSELF HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH.
hmph.
f
just now i went blog hopping.
came across renee's blog and it really frightened me.
f
"So yeah, holidays started.
Today found some newspaper articles for geog project.
Did tinylittlebit of amaths.
Studied one chapt of geog.
Quite a good start you know.
Normally first day i slack like hell.
Oh yah, and i wrote 1 1/2 page of my si han.
Goodgood. Stuck halfway. Lolzx."
f
DIE.
i have t start soon D:
d
okay.
anyway now i'm quite worried.
10hours alr.
frm like, 12pm t 10pm.
its coming t 11pm alr.
what if he died in his sleep DDD:
oh no no, shuttup amanda you duck.
D:
wake up soon, please.

XOXO

Sunday, November 15, 2009



i'm boreddddd.
there's horrible cca tmr arghhhhhhh sectionals.
i srsly have nothing t say ._.
sorry kid.
:D

we love esther.
p/s last night i dreamt of sleeping on your shoulder.

XOXO

Saturday, November 14, 2009


today morning slept in till 10 cos PIANO CANCELLED AHAHAHA.
went downstairs breakfast with family.
whr got shitted on by some dumb bird.
gross ttm please.

then kena dragged t th market wth damn smelly D8

attempted t understand amath when i reached home, but failed after ten mins cos i dozed off -,-

sleep until late afternoon, where got up t go W

nothing else.
sigh

th 6 parallel mosquito bites on my leg damnnn itchy D:
th mosquito is artistic lah, bite also bite until so nice looking
thanks lah ._.

XOXO

Friday, November 13, 2009



aww(:

this post is dedicated t you, just for you(:

today was a pretty bad day.
morning only like a glimpse of you D:

then started th day with free period!
miss KEE damn irritating.
we were talking about horror movies
then talk talk talk until saw and i had this urge t watch horror all of a sudden
pervertic thrill of scaring oneself t th point of sleepless nights

after that was bloody neo
damn damn pervert lah he D:

after that bio and chem was slack(:
lam's nonsense today was rather touching :D
aw man, really hope she'll be our form teacher next year.
lol
she's damn nice.

OH AND TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY LOL
friday th 13th
then she told us and we sang her a birthday song and she was like bouncing around happily (LITERALLY)
lol damn damn funny.

watched more perfume during lit :D
scary sniffing stalker go creeping after redhaired girls D:
haha then juneyeo dont let us watch th stripping part lol
she blank th screen, but still can hear th sound HAHA

after that was english test where everyone was copying off everyone else, pretty much dumb.

after school, saw and i went on our Last Pilgrimage Of 2009 To 3L 2nd Floor Toilet.
after that lugged all my nonsense back t co room where i'll be leaving there t rot over th holidays.
(actually i only left my Lam Box Of Chinese Stuff)

co was horrible as usual.

after that on th way out of school YOU popped out of nowhere and gave me cookies(:

went home with my heavy heavy heavy bag in th rain.

was late for tuition.
reached there like 7.40
but everyone still outside, so we were like, eh still early sia
LOL

then in th end th teacher waiting for us inside alr lol
okaayy...

during tuition, saw bombarded me saying she was 'watching orphan now it's damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn freaky ): ): ): omg omg omg omg omg omg ): ): ):'

and 'SHE TRYING TO SEDUCE HER FATHER WTF WTF WTF WTF OMG OMG OMG WTF WL SHE TRIED TO KILL DANIEL ): ): WTF OMG AHH SHE CRAZY ONE!'

lol told her orphan was awesome.

nothing else.

arghhhhhhh no youuuuuu
i wish i had more photos of you D:

now you're at simpang.
or maybe at school alr.

sigh
k bye):

XOXO

Thursday, November 12, 2009


last morning of th year):
great as usual
went roaming behind near backgate and got bitten by angry horrible mosquitoes.
got like 5 bites on th same area lah D:

took photos then went back class t find that everyone had been spying on us DDD:

not that wonderful a day after that.

blahhhhh after school stayed back in class t slack
gossipping about ___ and ____
HAHAHAHAHHA

then went home while talking t you.

aw man no morning tmr D:
till sunday):

so sad lah

sigh

k bye

XOXO

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

today was pretty much awesome(:
今天是好日子!
hahahahhhaha

morning was great as usual
then th day began with lam's incessant nagging D:
after that had biolab(:

EYE DISSECTION WAS FREAKY GROSS
th pig/cow/sheep eye was huge bouncy bloody and disgusting.

after many attempts at slicing and trying t tear apart th eyeball, it squirted black juice HAHAHAH
damn gross.
and th eyeball stinks.

couldn't find th lens, thought our pig/cow/sheep was blind.
but in th end found that it was destroyed on th tissue alr
from th mini explosion
LOL

in th end th eyeball was like completely unrecognisable and mutilated.
and it was turned inside out HAHA

awesome pictures some other time(:

got chased by people with mushroom spored fingers all th way t class.

lam filled double chem today with loads of her nonsense as usual HAHA

"if you want die cos you fail chem test tmr, you can stand behind the car, especially th lao3 ye2 che1, and BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT, BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT"

and her 'R18' joke:
"when your breast get stuck, you can use jiu2 bing3 (yeast)"

anyway.
amath was HORRIBLE
pervert neo made us stay back 10mins cos we got t class late.
DDD:
then when he announced that he'll be making us stay late, he had on his pervert smile lah :S

after school my parents brought me and my sis t tampines for lunch.
then went watch movie

was deciding between My Sister's Keeper and My Girlfriend Is An Agent.
then my mom was confused and told th counter person "My Sister Is An Agent" lol

in th end watched My Girlfriend Is An Agent
damn damn damn dman damndamndmandmanmdnmanmdndmanadmdamn nice :DDD
srsly.
i wna go watch again!

sian.
re-eoys when sch reopens DDD:
die die die die.

piano exam in feb.
die die die die.

o levels next year.
die die die die.

life is pretty much screwed currently.
(thank god i have you)

XOXO

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


CIP TODAY :D

woke up dreading it.
didn't want t go.

but in th end i went.
LOL
met christabellypoo on th way and walked together.

went t Anchor Green Primary School or smth
damn big lah, bigger than ahs lor.

before th show started we went exploring th school

DAMN FUNNY LOL
we saw this big green grass patch thing and went frolicking on it cos it was so green and wonderful and everything.
then got this tiny primary school boy was like shouting "orh hor! cannot step on grass!" with this very horrified expression
HAHAAHAHA
damn funny.

walk here walk there cannot find canteen.
wandered t some Wonderland place in th school LOL
see how big it is?

finally found th canteen with th help of a tiny Maris Stella boy

then we buy mushroom soup and garlic bread(:
damn nice, though it's abit runny.

th fashion show was quite nice(:
like all th girls (well, most) pose really well and tall and pretty.
then th clothes (most) are pretty stunning.
dramatic makeup and hair also.

Mr and Miss Teen Earth was quite entertaining too
their answers t th qns damn spastic

but th winners are like both from dunman high and both damn goodlooking
so yeah quite cute lor

throughout th show got these few ITE guys sitting in front of us
they were damn funny lah
LOL

damn tired after that.
went home blah blah blahhhhhhh

tmr's my dad's birthday(:
i made him a cardddd.

20 tomorrow!
(:
even if i'm having a bad hair day, i don't care alr lol
promise :D

XOXO

Monday, November 9, 2009


is it just my computer or is facebook really really REALLY lag today
i think it's just my computer.

anyway today was so-so, everyone in my class seems really worried for tmr's O Levels, and they're mugging like $%^&*# now.

well, i'm sure people like hanyu are, at least.

so goodluck t all you HCL noobs(:

after chinese today i followed nini becky ohlee and corne t Changi Airport for corne's birthday lunch at macs(:
we were hopping on lilypads t get there :D
retarts.
lol

halfway through th lunch, nini ohlee and becky rushed off, so left me and corne.
she super auntie LOL
counting and recounting her McDonalds Monopoly sticker tag thingies
and arranging them in neat neat piles
LOL

after that went home
AND I DID A READUP ON BIO HAHAAHHAHHHAA
i brought th whole bloody textbook home lah(:
i feel so muggertoadish and wonderful.

then i fell asleep for 3 hours :D

i've been practicing th piano (esp scales) diligently for 3 days alr(:
it's improvinggggg :DDD
HAHHHA

i don't feel like going cip tmr):
sian ttm

nevermind tmr then see how

CHEERUP MY LITTLE YOU(:

XOXO

Sunday, November 8, 2009




i fcking hate my sister currently.
betrayer.
i'm never going t trust her or speak t her again.
f
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
rawr
d
anyway today i slept till 11 (:
damn shiok
and cos i slept so long, i had many many ridiculously random dreams.
which i told all of them t The Betrayer over breakfast.
s
some dreams that i remembered:
d
1) going on an adventure quest on a rock terrain with 2 other people (one of which i think is my mom :O) then we ran out of water and dug a hole and almost drank th water below it (it looked clean). then my mom told us that it's dragon pee. D: and i ran away frm th hole, ended up in my kitchen, and refilled water before going back t th rock terrain LOL
d
2) saw you and a group of other people in my room, on my sister's bed. you were having fun with some random girl, i got pissed and scolded you, you didn't seem t care, i cried): (what's with these dreams about you and other girls lol)
d
3) frolicking in some yellow field with a angmoh woman and angmoh man. angmoh woman wanted t drag me t frolick in th swamps, i rejected her, she went off frolicking herself. angmoh man showed me a butterfly on a yellow sponge sheet (which was supposed t be a leaf in my dream) and said something wise. then walk walk, he show me a green caterpillar, and said something wise again.
d
i forgot th rest alr lol
dreams are wonderful retarted things aren't they(:
things you can laugh about when you wake up cos you know they're never gna happen in reality
HAHAHA.

XOXO

Saturday, November 7, 2009



i don't want t lose you, ever.

today's piano was sleepy and sneezey as usual.
and cos kellyn only listened t my not-so-good scales and didn't listen t my pieces which i DID practice, she go tell my dad that i didn't practice
when i actually did, everyday of th week.

so i got lecturing frm kellyn, and my parents ARGHHH
i damn scared i fail grade7

my scales really cmi
i rly rly need t work on them
but i hate scales):

i came home after lunch and slept for 3 hours
then watch tv and had dinner and moreee tv.

finally i practiced piano and read mercy.
mercy gets nice only toward th end.
LOL

nothing else.
bye.

XOXO

Friday, November 6, 2009


lazy put picture today(:

today first period we didnt know timetable had changed slightly so we stayed in class waiting for neo t piao guo lai.

but he didnt.
wahh we damn happy, slack for full one period.
thought he forgot got lesson lol.

then he arrived silently second period, like a dark cloud.
then he told us timetable change, and that we had missed juneyeo's lesson LOL
she must be damn pissed off sia
lol

10 seconds of pure joy when kaiho said
"mr neo, your lesson's over"
too bad, it wasn't true.

after that was bio
we're supposed t get eyeballs from th market and bring t school someday for lab.
DISSECTING EYEBALLS :DDD

SS was fun(:
our vid was aired LOL damn nonsense.
then sam k let us watch 3K's vid.
th anime one.
mengying's i think lol

super retarded LOL

after that chiong down t eagles nest for KITERUNNER~
super awesome show.
watch until very ji dong.

then we slack around canteen and tripped t The Mirror and The Toilet

TEAHOUSE(:
kid was just there in th next bus(:
but now like everyone know alr -,-
nevermind.

played I Have Never on th bus hahaha
i won it hands down,thus i officially have no life D:

then play I Have
and i lost at th beginning lol

TEAHOUSE(:
you were there thus it was more wonderful than it should have been(:

chang e is a chiobu.

drink tea and eat eggs (yuk) and icecream puffs(:
preparing chinese tea is so mafan.

at th end we almost broke th whole set of cups LOL
clara was pouring th glass teapot then th cap fell off and clang really loudly on all th tiny cups.
then everyone thought we broke LOL

heng never.
NEVER OKAAY!
lol

lam was kiasu, rush us back t th bus.
and went back t school.

went home with people.
saw pangsehed us as usual.
and afterwards, jax pangsehed johan.

typical people(:

then tuition.
damn damn damn sleepy.
damn damn damn cold.
i was literally hibernating lah

after tuition almost got lost at bedok lol
then on th way rushing t catch th 1min train, zhenyi fell on th escalator and injured herself D:

her knee landed on th sharp part of th step lor
then it literally dug out a hole in her knee
literally, A HOLE.

it was not a pleasant sight, and it must have hurt alot):

ouch.

anyway i'm home and i've blogged, TADAHHH

XOXO

Thursday, November 5, 2009



pop! goes the bubble.

today morning i was earlier by a bit.
but it was raining lol
so end up meet at staircase junction, which was a very bad idea
actually okay lah :D
lol.

alot of people were passing by.

kite runner was awesome today.
so emotion-evoking.
:D

whole morning was YOU(:
up t recess, at least.
days like today are awesome.

after recess was math which Saw and i kept awake by eating sour sweets.
she damn smart sia, don't even realise she bought sour sweets.
lol.

SS was fun(:
wlaooo th vids super nice.
damn funny and full of content.

ours is like so. screwed.

after school;
angie had dental at 2, so Saw and i accompany her until 2
went 85 for lunch, walked down some slopey muddy hill cos th backgate locked.

in a streak of sudden insanity, liying had th urge t climb over th school fence (which has barbed wire) for no reason.
lol

had maggi mee at some shop.
then went back school, saw angie off at th dentist, and went home with liying.

my sis bought Change Of Heart
now i've got 3 JP books t conquer(:
awesome much.
finishing mercy alr :D
hahaha

nevermind :D

in th midst of preparing corne's present
and i'm quitting my job as Matchmaker):

now i am going t retire t th mountains and seas, and be a nun forever, do not fret for me.

just joking.

Time together is just never quite enough,
When you and I are alone, I've never felt so at home.
What will it take to make or break this hint of love?
We need time, only time.
When we're apart, whatever are you thinking of?
If this is what I call home, why does it feel so alone?
Sso tell me darling, do you wish we'd fall in love?
All the time, all the time

-The Saltwater Room (Owl City)

XOXO

Wednesday, November 4, 2009



pikachu mouse thing!
ahhhhh so cute :O

today morning someone was dao-ish and tried t take pictures of me lol
why were you so sad?

there were 3 new students transfered frm 7sub t our class
rachael lee and 2 other guys.

bio;
learned about skin.
then mdm ho showed us this video on a skin grafting operation that she claimed was "even better than Bodyworks"

it was damn gross lol though my eyes were shut half th time

they use this razor t cut off th skin frm th man's (who was wide awake) thigh
it looked like they were skinning him alive D:

she said next year during sexual repro, we'll watch a video of a woman giving birth
how... boomz.

geog had incredibly strong winds blowing, and bentan ruined my curtain fun ):

amath was torture
srsly neo killed all my interest in amath lah.
i've never hated a teacher so much before.

however i'm determined t study hard
thus i brought amath hw home FOR TH FIRST TIME IN SO LONG
and i tells you, i actually did like a bit lor!
:D

still hate neo.

after neo was OVER!!!!~~~,
walk down hill with angeline jax and chenshu
then went white sands eat burger king with angeline and jax

and spent like 1 hour at Popular
LOL

1. criticising chinese singers
2. flipping CDs over (miley cyrus, taylor swift, twilight, hsm, demi lovato, selena gomez, DOWN SYNDROME BOY hahaha, etc)
3. listening t jax gush over how CHIO his black women are.

then slack around on th floor at some chinese travel books corner, blocking peoples way, being obstacles.

and angeline needed a pen hahaha
we calculated how much liying spends on her coloured pens
$110
LOL
she owns like every colour they have lol

after a while went home
AND I DID AMATH HAHAHAA
okay just a few qns that he'd alr gone through in class, just that i just copy answer, never do.
so now i do lor(:

like, what, 3 qns?
haha
not bad alr ok
though i still feel very slack and IT'S NOT GOOD!!!
):
i really need t wake up and start paying attention in class.

BUT I CANT):
argh.

useless useless useless.

okay i'm done with blogging(:

HEY YOUUUU
I'M DONEEEEEEEEE
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

p/s
don't cry for me,
not worth it.

XOXO

Tuesday, November 3, 2009



:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIWI MY DEAR BEST FRIEND FOREVER(:
we'll be best friends till we grow old and feeble and whitehairish(:
yay!

today morning i was earlier than usual(:
lol

english was Kite Runner
omggg th hot-guy-turned-bad-and-ugly go do horrible stuff t th cute boy lah D:
made me super pissed off):
argghhhhh

after english my day went downhill.
neo was HORRIBLY BORING AS USUAL D:
lam was entertaining but still.
seow was boring, but he was nice cos he let us off 10mins earlier for recess(:

lucky people who went for th Bodyworks exhibition at Science Centre get t skip from amath onward D:
srsly, i'd prefer smelling and looking at dead bodies.

recess; didnt eat much cos long queue as usual):
chinese was normal.

then walk home with becky and ohlee and JOLENE
lol

i went white sands t grab stuff.
where
1) got dirty looks from jx LOL
2) SAW BECKY'S CHEEYEO LOL he was like right in front of me and he was asking some other guy "where's becky and noah?" LOL so coincidence.
3) another coincidence- saw someone and his friends at bus interchange. lol th look on his face was so epic :D

went home and read Mercy and nearly fell asleep.

HAHA


AMANDA ROCKS!
HAHHAHAHHHAHA.
courtesy from someone(:

XOXO

Monday, November 2, 2009



today morning was a kept promise on his part, but not really on mine, cos i was not early):
HAH.

math was DDD:
seowwwwwwww is horrible):
i want mokky back!!!!

seow and neo same one lor):
their sense of humour, their monotone, th speed of their talking, EVERYTHING.
except
"seow's humour is dumb, but neo has dark humour"
(quote from kaiyi)
personally i feel is same same, but whatever.

I FORESEE F9S FOR 2 MATHS

die):

geog was playing with curtains and wonderful winds and callhanging again(:
when i think of geog lessons, pretty blue skies with fluffy white clouds come into mind.
dont ask me why.

recess was ):
no chicken rice):
no anything):
thus i starved.

twy chased sec4s out with her ferociously huge tummy(:
i wish we won't get mr hiok when she leaves, though alot of people say we will.
i really rather much prefer twy.
all good teachers are gone.
noooooooooo.

after school pangsehed ohlee DDD:
cos my parents were in school t meet lam.
so i had t go
but couldn't find them anywhere.
end up they at general office meeting room LOL

went giant for lunch then went simei t get kiwi's birthday present(:
this month alot of birthdays, no money alr):

oh ya, last night i dreamt a violent dream.
lol my first violent dream in like ages.
now i forgot what it was about alr.
but its smth like during a war, somehow i was on some F1 race track and all th cars were in Final-Destination-4 state.
and everyone was looking for someone t kill
LOL then alot of fires.
so dumb.
HAHA.

ooh and liying lent me My Sister's Keeper :D
now i've got two JP books t conquer HAHAAHAHAHHA
awesomeeeeee.

i can't get you off my mind;
i see you whenever i close my eyes.

XOXO

Sunday, November 1, 2009



tomorrow.
and every other day(:
can can can???
:D
just now did ss at melody's.
MERLIN IS SO CUTE(:
hahahahahahaaaah.
now i can't even go msn D:
this srsly sucks.
i miss you so much):
going W later.
i'm guessing you're sleeping like th feizhu you are now :D
haha
nowadays this is like th only communication we can have lol.
leave a tag!!!
(:
k go eat dinner alr.
byeeeeeeeeeee
see you tmr(:

XOXO