hello world.
i feel angsty today.
clara says angst means to feel angry, sad and emo all at th same time.
i got started on my chinese Listen To The Weeping Of Youth today.
read like 2 sub chapters before th chinese words began t swim around.
then i decided it was time for a break.
ok my heart is full of angst, i can't think.
hm okay, attempted t do amath just now for like 4 hours
srsly dno how t do
so i save and tmr continue.
ok not really angsty anymore
after a while haha
anyw, class chalet is on 1-3 dec(:
MONDAY!
can pon co :D
still 25$
sian
dno should stay overnight not.
see first.
www.mylifeisaverage.com
damn amusing HAHAAH
i could spend all day there.
Today, when taking morning role I made my students line up and used the square floor tiles to keep them in a straight line. While reminding everyone to keep their feet inside a square, one little boy asked me in all seriousness, “Is it because the cracks are hot lava?”. Every other child turned to me and waited for an answer. I said yes. I've never seen my class so well behaved. MLIA
Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like "he's sooo hot.". Instead, the girl simply blushed and said "His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son." The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA.
Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB". When I questioned him about it, he wrote "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." Never again will I say "lol". MLIA
When I was ten I got a unicycle for Christmas. After a month or two it went missing and I figured it was stolen. Today, six years later, my dad walked in from work with my unicycle in his hand triumphantly yelling " I finaly did it." My dad stole my Christmas present so that he could learn how to ride it when he was bored at work. Not only that, it took him six years. MLIA.
Today, was my best friend's birthday. I wanted to be the first to write Happy Birthday on her Facebook profile at midnight. Unfortunately, I fell asleep at 11:55 P.M. while still logged on to Facebook. I woke up, looked at the clock which said 1:40 A.M. I was disappointed to see that other people had already written on her wall. The first to write on her wall? Me. I was very confused until my dad yelled from upstairs "You're welcome." MLIA
Today, in my calculus class, I sat like normal listening to the lecture and taking notes. Out of nowhere, I get passed a note from the guy next to me. The paper was covered with drawings ranging from flowers to aliens and at the top it said, "Everyone draw something." The note went around the room multiple times. Glad to know I'm not the only one bored in calculus. MLIA.
Today, I was getting Ice cream at the local Ice cream parlor when my phone went off, I have it set to the power ranger theme song as a joke between my sister and I. I answered "Whats the problem Red Ranger?" and heard someone gasp behind me, I turned to see a young boy staring at me wide eyed, I winked at him and told him that he had to keep my identity a secret, he nodded vigorously and ran off screaming "Mom, I met a Power Ranger!!!". MLIA.
Today I told my husband I am pregnant. His response? We should talk to the baby for the first 3 years of it's life in a British accent, just so it can adapt it and be the cool kid at school. I knew I picked the right guy. MLIA
Today, I was volunteering at a nearby elementary school's carnival. They had a DJ operating the songs playing on the sound system. At some point, Miley Cyrus's "Party In The USA" came on. A child of about 9 suddenly dropped the the floor screaming, "MY YOUTH! MY YOUTH! IT'S BEING CORRUPTED!!!" The DJ immediately turned off the music, apologized, and then started a Beatles song. I have faith in today's generation. MLIA
Today, I was bored in math class. So, thinking of MLIA, I wrote in my graphing calculator, "Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle." My friend forgot her calculator, so she borrowed mine. When she turned it on, she screamed. In the middle of class. MLIA
Today, I visited my grandmother in a nursing home, on my way out, and old man stopped me thinking I was his granddaughter. We ended up talking for two hours, and when his real granddaughter showed up,He screamed imposter and chased her in his wheel chair. I'm starting to believe he really is my grandfather. MLIA
Today, the doorbell rang at my house. when I opened the door, people dressed as Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman were standing there in heroic poses. Then Batman asked where the Green Lantern was. Just then, my brother dashed down the stairs, ran out the door, and the rest started running, following his lead. My brother is 19. I have some questions to ask him when he gets home. MLIA
Today at school, I recorded the bell on my phone. In my next class, 10 minutes before the bell was supposed to ring, I played the recorded bell. Everyone started leaving, and the teacher didn't even notice. Mwahaha. MLIA.
My friend was opening gifts at his sixteenth birthday party. One gift was wrapped in bubble wrap, duct-tape, chicken wire, 6 boxes, an a rigged bobby pin contraption. What was in the present? 16 cents. It took 12 people and a half hour to open the box. Best. 16. Cents. Ever. MLIA
okay i think i'm flooding.
HEY YOU.
MUST READ ALL OF THOSE OKAY
DONT SKIP
hahaha
it's amusing t read about th dumb and amusing things that happen in people's lives all over th world.
at least you know you're not alone.
plans for tmr: project at angie's.
XOXO